Multimedia-English: Learn Real English, Prepare for Real Life
Home About Contact Phonetics Links Info Facebook Users Open Section Home
Advanced
margen superior

REGISTER

LOG IN

Upload video

MUSIC

REAL ENGLISH

Videos

Slideshows

Gadgets

Jokes

COURSE

Video lessons

Listenings

Activities

BEGINNERS

Basic Real English

Scratch Course

Follow Me

KIDS

Kids Lessons

Songs

Vocabulary

Cartoons

Cool

INFO

Information

M-E Free Widgets

OPEN SECTION

USERS

COMMENTS

Donations
Why & How
HOME » REAL ENGLISH » Jokes
« Back
 
Rating: ***** Dificulty: Basic   Add to Favourites          Share Easy reader:    PRINT: Print       
Heaven and hell       Accent: e Dictionary    Sound BrE    Explanations

What's the difference between heaven and hell?

Sound
In Heaven...
the French are the cooks
the Germans are the engineers
the British are the police
the Swiss are the managers
the Italians are the lovers

In Hell...
the British are the cooks
the French are the managers
the Italians are the engineers
the Germans are the police
the Swiss are the lovers

 

Warning from the League for Political Correctitude (LPC)

This joke is politically incorrect, it is potentially offensive to:
British people
French people
Italian people
German people
Swiss people
Cooks
Managers
Engineers
Police
All people
  • Explanations
  • Error Report mistakes

Explanations

HEAVEN= The afterlife paradise. If you are good, when you die you go to heaven. Pronounced /hevən/.
HELL= The afterlife place for bad people, where everything is horrible.
WARNING= A message informing of danger or a bad situation: "there was a warning that still more bombs could explode".
POTENTIALLY= Possibly.

Imprimir: Imprimir datos
 
Please log in to do a report or register as a user.

Post your comment: click here to write.

 
  • Users
  • Teachers can enter suggestions for class exploitation
Multimedia-English