Brand new, the Sumsing Turbo 3000 Xi Multitask. A mobile phone with many functions, such as a complete dish-washer ++++ chest. (It) saves lots of money on the purchase of a dish-washer.

And there is more. With the built-in printer, the Sumsing Turbo can make efficient copies of both documents and photographs.

Inflating the tyres of your bicycle becomes child's play. You simply remove the antenna and place the phone on the valve. In less than six seconds your tire will be completely inflated.

In places where heating is not sufficient you can heat up an entire room with the ++++ heating function.

The Sumsing Turbo 3000 is a full flex hairdryer, as well as a full flex razor.

And, if that's not enough, you can use it as a wireless iron.

Create your own music with the harmonica function.

And there's more. The Sumsing Turbo 3000 is supplied with a built-in toaster with which you can make delicious toast and sandwiches.

If you happen to be ill, you can measure your fever. An extremely accurate thermometer is incorporated in the antenna. After you've used it, it's easily cleaned.

In the event of a cardiac arrest, you can administer electric shocks. Resucitation is a piece of cake [= very easy] with the ++++ defibrillator system. In this way, you're grandmother will live for many more years to come.

Of course, with today's increasing crime rates you don't want your phone to be stolen. You can protect your personal information with the handy self-destruct function.

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